Anatomy of a Stalker

So back in February I considered changing doctors.  Mine doesn't take my insurance and she's due to have a baby any day now leaving me to worry that she would be on maternity leave when I need her most.  I have subsequently learned she's only taking a three week maternity leave - that's how much she cares about babies, er other people's babies.

Anyway, the thing that had me most conflicted was this picture:

this photo is from PeopleMagazine.com which I believe is really the only truly reliable star source.  And maybe Us.

That is Drew Barrymore and her then boyfriend holding what appears to be a sonogram photo exiting what also appears to be my doctor's office!  Oh the rumors were rampant: was she?  wasn't she? was it? (my doctor's office that is). 

I had to know because what if, just WHAT IF, that was my doctor's office and she was pregnant and we were seeing the same doctor and she was going to have to sit in the waiting room for thirty minutes minimum every time she went in for a visit, just like I do, and we would strike up a conversation and become best friends and our kids would grow up best friends and get married one day and then Drew and I could be sisters?! 

Well this week it was made clear to me that I simply can NOT leave my doctor.

 Mazel Tov my future sister!