I was asked on another website if being called a pirate hooker would upset me. I thought long and hard and the answer is no, no it would not.
Things that upset me are:
having no butter when I've just popped pop corn
traffic for absolutely no reason
And videos of service men and women returning home to their dogs. I defy you to watch this with a dry eye - no matter your position on dog ownership.
Just listen to how excited those dogs are!